“Shh, it’s time for Arbitrary Joe.” “Ordinary Joe.” “I’ve heard it both ways.” (photo: cottonbro via pexels)

NBC Announces They’re Just Plain Giving Up By Naming Show “Ordinary Joe”

We here at NBC — one of the top three networks Americans turn to when your power goes out and you have to stay with your parents —sure hope you don’t sprain something ecstatically jumping on your couch when you learn the title of our new show. Ready? Okay… here it comes…

Ordinary Joe.